"Sleep with hair SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER. Wake up with hair hit WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON. Try to fix it WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE… But you can’t. A phenomenon of life as MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON."
- TheGravityOwls (“Be A Man” from Mulan reference)
"Don’t you just hate it when you’re in the middle of taking a piss and a spider the size of the palm of your hand slowly crawls up the shower curtain and you go, “Where the hell did you come from? Lord Of The Rings?"